1) This. Just. Yes.
2) SNL this week. Do yourself a favor and go watch. Such a hysterical opening.
3) Better Homes and Gardens website. Specifically this article on Cottage Kitchens.
As you can tell, things are a little tight right now in the Snail house so I redecorate my house in pinterest.
4) The smell of fresh laundry
5) I have no idea why this is as funny as it is.